Most of you know that I love to read. A lot. Not just books, but also magazines. I subscribe to 2 or 3 that I browse through every month and occasionally I will buy one at the check out stand.
It occurs to me from reading said magazines that I am lacking in many of life`s important aspects.
For instance - I should know:
How To Have Better Sex and to
Know All His Hot Spots!
How to Lose 10 Pounds by Spring!
My closets should be totally organized by now.
Said closet should be filled with all the latest fashions, because I have learned that Gray is The New Black! And , ofcourse, I can`t go wrong with The Little Black Dress.
I`ll be able to afford these clothes because I should by now be able to Reduce my Debt By 20 % !
I should know how to relieve my stress in Every Situation.
My garden will be gorgeous since I`ve learned What To Plant Now and How To Transplant my Patio Into a Gardner`s Delight!
Dinner`s a cinche since I have learned 100 Recipes in Under 10 Minutes! ( on any budget. )
And ofcourse I should always look gorgeous from reading Easy Hair Tricks for Any Style! And my makeup should be flawless because I`ve learned How To Apply Make Up in 12 Easy Steps.
I should never be sick because I know How To Prevent Medical Emergencies and because I Know the Difference Between Cold and Flu Symptoms.
My house will be spotless after reading all the tips on cleaning products that Really Work and How To Make my Own for Less!
I should know by now How to Make My Small Rooms Look Larger, What paint to choose to Make A Bold Statement and Easy Tricks for Framing and Hanging Pictures.
For holidays I`m told How To Bake the Perfect Turkey, Thrill my Guests With Yummy Desserts, Make Snacks the Kids Will Love .... allonaneasybudgetyetstilllosetwentypoundsbysummerand
buyanewwardrobewithallthemoneyIhavesavedandbestress
freeandorganizedandhealthyandtrimandable
tosaynoandtogetthejobIloveandhowtohandle
problemswiththeneighborsandin-laws .....
In 10 easy Steps.
Should I demand my money back??